Dating profile about me section
I commented in parentheses throughout the profiles below what I thought of them and why: I gave this profile a passing grade because while it’s not great, nothing about it makes it terrible.“I have been in the ——- area for a few years now and always looking to meet new people. I enjoy meeting new people and going to new places.You don't need to make excuses for why you're on a dating site.You probably have the same reason everyone else has: because it makes dating more convenient.Spitters are quitters Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. Literally just want a shag, why else would I have tinder and my first picture be me in a bikini I’ve got fake tits and a fake personality. Don’t ask me to “send some pics.” Take me out on a date, buy me some food, and try to get me naked at the end like a f*cking gentleman.500 characters isn’t really enough to demonstrate my wit and intelligence so just look at my banging cleavage for now. I’m here because I’m too lazy to find my soulmate and my mom said that I’m getting old You look like my next mistake Leave a message after the beep. If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place. Everytime I look at my iphone U and I are always together This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.(More bio examples on their way… ) So you can see that people can go pretty crazy with their taglines. Because when it comes to matches, your profile description (“About Me” section) isn’t really that important. For a girl to see it she needs to be interested enough by your main picture and then dig deeper – which is done by tapping the screen to see more about you.But who’s caring, because let’s be honest, you’re gonna swipe right coz I’m fit. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time. Gonna get tattoos of dogs on my arms and then get really buff so when I a fly cutie I can be like “excuse me, but do you know where a vet is? If you’re waiting for the opportune moment to talk to me… Some of them are pretty entertaining, but does a good bio actually achieve anything at the end of the day, is it going to get you a date or hookup? And then even if she does read your bio, unless there’s something oustanding (or underwhelming) in there, it’s generally your photos that will be the major influencer.It is unfortunate that so many people join dating sites but so few put a fair effort into writing a really good profile that makes them stand out from thousands of other users.I am not sure why people go through the trouble of signing up and filling all those questionnaires and then post a profile that looks like a copy of any other neutral, boring, profile full of cliches and types.
One of the best resources I came across was the Tinder thread on a fitness forum – this was a huge 350 page thread with thousands of posts! For a limited time I’m sharing my private list of powerful Tinder openers that’ll make 9 out of 10 girls respond to your messages and flirt with you… It’s the GO-TO GUIDE so you’ll never be stuck trying to think up a clever pick up line…
Attach a handful of unique photos to your account as well.
Keep your profile positive and you soon will be attracting all sorts of potential partners.
We’ve put together a list of some of the best (amusing) Tinder bio’s, as discovered by r/tinder, to give you some ideas for your own profile description. Send me an emoji that represents our first date, I’ll send you an emoji that represents our future Seeking someone that looks good on the arm to take to social events!
At the very least, you’ll be amazed, possibly appalled, at what other people are writing! Which means I know how to ride a d*ck but I’m still not sure how taxes work. No thanks…if I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents. I hope your day is as nice as my ass I can’t wait to dissapoint you sexually Our relationship should be like Nintendo 64– classic, fun to spend hours with, and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in.